Kindergarten Wrangler Gifts

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Where's your nose?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

Parenting Business Deals

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Nanny with children on leash

Babies

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher