Market Wrangler Gifts

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

New Guy.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

See you at the farmers market!

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'Did you want me, boss?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Placier.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Olives

Vegicurious

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Kick the machine"

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."