Market Wrangler Gifts

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

New Guy.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

See you at the farmers market!

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

Vegicurious

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Placier.

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Olives

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Kick the machine"

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'