Messiness Mugs

'I like looking lived in.'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

'I'm all about quantity.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Edvard Munch

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Stamped

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

"Who made this mess?"

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.