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'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Cactus seats.

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Decaying corpse

"What a way to go."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

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'How was your day Ma?. . .'