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'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'What clan do you belong to?'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

HELLth Food Sprouts

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Fly Artist

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

Decaying corpse

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"What a way to go."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

allovertheplace.com

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.