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Dog Food Groups

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail

'The blood tests confirm what we thought: he has ALBD - Annoying Little Bastard Disorder.'

Dog bouncing on chair to pick off all the Christmas tree decorations.

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

'He's just being friendly'

'And we thought the washing machine was eating them!'

"Oh yes, you have to keep an eye on them All the time!"

'So! It's you who has been scratching up my door!...'

Is your money safe?

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Where's your evidence?"

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

"I see you've painted yourself into a corner."

'Your Walking!'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"The next time you eat my homework eat it before I've actually done it."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Thank you for not smacking

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"I've found an effective excuse isn't just about a single isolated incident. It should be in the context of an entire world view."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"I don't get mad—I get even."