Mischief Maker Mugs

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

Tennis Balls

Peer Pressure Washer.

After years of abuse, mittens exacts his revenge...

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Child, dog, and cat all pointing to each other over a broken vase.

Fake Near-death Kit.

'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Acme Pest Control

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

'Yes we are married, but not to each other.'

Substitute Chairman

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'How goats see the world.'

"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"

If dogs had pockets.

Bunny ears by a rabbit.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'Colin was at the very bottom of a steep learning curve where internet dating was concerned,'

'What were you sent up for?'

'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

'Michael was very well behaved today...well, until he found the matches that is.'

'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"When the cat's away..."

"I should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I put Grandpa's false teeth under my pillow."