Mischief Maker Prints

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

Tennis Balls

Peer Pressure Washer.

After years of abuse, mittens exacts his revenge...

Child, dog, and cat all pointing to each other over a broken vase.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Fake Near-death Kit.

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Acme Pest Control

Substitute Chairman

'Yes we are married, but not to each other.'

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"

If dogs had pockets.

Bunny ears by a rabbit.

'Colin was at the very bottom of a steep learning curve where internet dating was concerned,'

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'What were you sent up for?'

"When the cat's away..."

"I should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I put Grandpa's false teeth under my pillow."

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'Michael was very well behaved today...well, until he found the matches that is.'

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'

'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."