Lover Of Silliness Pillows

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

A cow carrier.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Now you can send it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Operation.

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"Ready...."

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

Road signs of Aging

Trapeze artists commuting

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

"Guard coming."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Sex Score

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."