Seasonal Silliness Admirer Gifts

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Little help?"

Fall on a desert island

The Frankenstein snowman.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

People of the Fall

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Night of the Living Reindeer

4 seasons globe

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

The Itchy Back

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

The corner that Spring's around

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

How to Tell Spring is Here.

'You're early!...'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

"This doesn't feel right..."

Wintertime Barometer.