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Frannie tries to look nonchalant as the copier erupts.

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

'Well this is awkward.'

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'How much for you to do my tax return?'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

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'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"A word of advice. . . next time you use the firm's intranet to send a message of undying love. Don't press 'send all'."

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Eskimo fishing.

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

Things you don't want to hear on a blind date.

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'