Comical Situations Lover Gifts

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"Little help?"

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Knife-thrower.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'I made a big mistake. In a fit of anger, I said, 'Screw you' to my boss.'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"You mind if I smoke?"

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

Giraffe Car.

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

An injury to hide from the ladies.

Escaping the Firing Squad.

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

"Larry?!"

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

'I'm wondering where my wife is.'

I thought this only happened in cartoons.

'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

"Little help!"

Tattoo going wrong.