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'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"He's an Australian Shepherd!"

Mikhail Saskashvili - Official Loser of the 2008 Olympics Bear Baiting Event.

London winter.

"Looks like you've got something there."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Torturing the English Language

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

"The hyenas started it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Where Indian ink came from.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report