Cartoon Humorist Gifts

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Well, he's lost a lot of candy but we've managed to stabilize him.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"What did I say about putting all your eggs in one basket?"

'Come on, come on!'

The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Bull Training

'Trust me... fat lions never attack.'

'Well, I'll do what I can, but frankly, this is one hell of a breed to come down with foot and mouth...'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

"He darted in front of me and I couldn't stop in time."

A Mega-Mooer.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'I think she's trying to tell us something!'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Defeat

Banana Republic of America

"So, why do they call you guys a 'murder'?"

"The wife thinks he's at summer camp."

Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"Here I blow!"

Horse Algorithm

"That is six feet."

The Hug - An episode from American History