Cartoon Humorists Gifts

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

Asap's Fables.

Incurable optimist: Euros Accepted

"Why do we have to do it in a freezing pond.. "

'We have to fight 'em over there...'

Man finds a rat in his hamburger

'Toros'

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

Cross Platform.

The hot dog that barked.

'What a day! I feel like I've been through the ringer.'

The menu looks good!

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"There must be a stone around here somewhere."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Torturing the English Language

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."