Cartoon Humorist Prints

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Come on, come on!'

The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Well, he's lost a lot of candy but we've managed to stabilize him.'

"What did I say about putting all your eggs in one basket?"

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Bull Training

Defeat

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'Trust me... fat lions never attack.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Well, I'll do what I can, but frankly, this is one hell of a breed to come down with foot and mouth...'

A Mega-Mooer.

"He darted in front of me and I couldn't stop in time."

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Banana Republic of America

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

'I think she's trying to tell us something!'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"The wife thinks he's at summer camp."

"Answer the questions or we'll make up a rumour about you on twitter."

The Hug - An episode from American History

Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Mask Autumn

Punch Initials - O

About Santa 2017.

Great. They've discovered sweaters. The beginning of the end for the woolly mammoth.