Illustration Humorist Prints

"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Rapunzel in the Morning

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Super pets.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

The Frog Prince

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '