Satire Cartoonist Gifts

Obama's Surge

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Barbeque Casualty.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Snowman ice fishing.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet