Satire Cartoonist Pillows

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Gee, thanks pal."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Barbeque Casualty.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

EU: Behind the scenes.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'