Satirical Cartoonist Pillows

"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

Never Ending Brexit Votes

"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."

Freedom of Satanism

Once Again, Another Donald Trump Twitter Classic

"A wage increase? How am I supposed to afford that?"

'Have a nice day.'

If the Moses story happened today...

Look who's calling Stormy Daniels 'Horseface'.

Dont walk on the water

Politics pre - DJT

"I don't want you stinking money! I will, however, relieve you of that bag of tree-ply toilet paper."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Gee, thanks pal."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'