Satirical Artist Pillows

'Hey, do you sell flood insurance?'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'I think this hospital is in financial trouble. The oxygen mask is coin operated.'

'You could never get this level of medical treatment in Canada? Mr. Smith. We'll have that hangnail treated once your check clears.'

'He's not a patient here, he just comes in to eat. With his coverage it's cheaper than a restaurant.'

Kim Jong Un Riding Nuclear Missile

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Last week, he tried to give me a PC.'

'The 60% of you that's water can easily be replaced with an I.V. --- does that make you feel any better?'

'Caption balloons for sale! Only $8.95 each. Great gift idea. A real bargain! Buy 4 get one free. How about if I throw in a thought bubble at no extra cost?'

Blockhead

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"No terrorism!"

Censorship Virus

"As if being expelled from the garden of Eden wasn't enough, that apple had a worm in it!"

"I can tell you're writing a letter of complaint. You're typing it with your middle finger."

US Arrows

Geopolitical sandwich

Headless Selfie

Trump, Putin and Erdogan go to group therapy together.

Trump and the USA Flag Diaper

Trump as a chicken hatches KKK members and Nazis.

Nuclear Power Station and Earth

"Understand this Boris. Continue on your present course and we will invoke code "BROWN" cow control. You have been warned..."

Trump and Coronavirus

Virus Podium

Fired

Oink.

Social security cargo plane.

'What exactly is the latest on the assisted suicide debate...'

Christmas trees decorating a dead human.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Ok, what's going on here? . . . Legitimate rape? Is there such a thing?'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

'I'll toss you for it '