Comedy Entertainer Gifts

This company has enough clowns.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'The circle is complete!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Trump pardons

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

No-Work Orange

The Rooster Comedian.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."