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Comedy Actor Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a comedy actor? Explore our collection of amusing and clever items designed to honor their comedic brilliance. From witty mugs to fun t-shirts, find something that makes them smile and shows appreciation for their talent.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Shepherd and eurydice
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
"Bond James, Bond."
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
They're Not Just That Into It
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Benedict Cumberbatch
"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
Comedy Actor Gifts Collection
Comedy Actor Mugs
Explore our collection of amusing mugs for comedy actors — the perfect daily reminder of their funny talent.
Comedy Actor Pillows
Check out our playful pillows for comedy actors — add humor and comfort to any space with these clever designs.
Comedy Actor Prints
Discover amusing prints that celebrate comedy actors — perfect for decorating their favorite room with wit and style.
Comedy Actor T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts designed for comedy actors — a fun way to showcase their humor everywhere they go.