Social Media Comedian Pillows

Fly surfing his A**ebook profile.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'The circle is complete!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Trump pardons

'Your French dip, sir.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

The Rooster Comedian.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"We're following Carrot Top."

No-Work Orange

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."