Webcam Warrior Pillows

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Wifi in Hell

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Second lifeReal life.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

A Journalist's Weapons

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

The New Business Power Suit

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"No internet connection"

'Internet access... internet access....'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

"I need a slower internet connection."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Modern day mirror.