Tv And Entertainment Gifts

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Showbiz Awards

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Television Readers.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Rooster Comedian.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Champagne

Horror movies