Tv And Entertainment Pillows

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Showbiz Awards

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Bowled over again!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Television Readers.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Rooster Comedian.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Champagne

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."