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'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Kirsten Johnson

'Choose, Fenster

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Which one's yours?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Barry Unsworth

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Lord Byron

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Ennio Morricone

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Spider boy

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."