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"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

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'You lifted your head.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

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'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

The Music Critic.

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"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"How was the play!"

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Critic...

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"You call that a suit?"

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

"Airbnb?"

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

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