Reel Romantic T-Shirts

'What's your fish finder say?'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Get a tomb!"