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"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Diamond outfits

'How about a game of cards?'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Missing You.

Ostriches making out

After the Sentence

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Get a tomb!"