Revolutionary Romantic T-Shirts

In The Bastille

After the Sentence

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Love linked

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Diamond outfits

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Get a tomb!"