Renaissance Romantic T-Shirts

Primavera (Spring)

'Nice, really nice....maybe not QUITE so happy.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Venus

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Theorbo

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Diamond outfits

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

The Selfie

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You're solemates!"

Missing You.