Renaissance Romantic T-Shirts

Primavera (Spring)

'Nice, really nice....maybe not QUITE so happy.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

Theorbo

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Love Conquers All

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Selfie

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."