Romantic Revolutionary T-Shirts

Met me at the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

After the Sentence

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

Valentine Vaccines

The Bare Minimum

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Heart to heart talk.

Lord Byron

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Edgar Allan Poe

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

We should talk...

A Woman's Conquests.

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"