Romantic Revolutionary Mugs

Met me at the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

After the Sentence

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Valentine Vaccines

The Bare Minimum

Heart to heart talk.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Lord Byron

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Edgar Allan Poe

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

We should talk...

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

A Woman's Conquests.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.