Revolution Romantic Mugs

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Worms Rise Up

Arab Spring Memento.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

After the Sentence

'No, but thanks for asking,'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Cake Escape

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lord Byron

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

The Bare Minimum

Heart to heart talk.

Lord Byron

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Wedding Wellies

Alexei Kosygin

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Let them eat cake!

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

One after another

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Edgar Allan Poe

We should talk...

"Thanks for walking me home."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II