Revolution Romantic Gifts

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

The Roommate From Hell

Worms Rise Up

Arab Spring Memento.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

After the Sentence

Will rule with iron fist for food.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

Lord Byron

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Let them eat cake!

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Alexei Kosygin

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

One after another

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

We should talk...

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."