Revolutionary Romance Gifts

France, 1792: The Human Cannonball -- Le canon de l'Homme -- is First Deployed in Battle

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

After the Sentence

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Female Dominance.

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

We should talk...

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Primavera (Spring)

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

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