Revolutionary Romance Gifts

France, 1792: The Human Cannonball -- Le canon de l'Homme -- is First Deployed in Battle

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

After the Sentence

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

The Bare Minimum

Heart to heart talk.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Wedding Wellies

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Female Dominance.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

We should talk...

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

No Strollers Allowed

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"