Revolutionary Romantic Gifts

In The Bastille

After the Sentence

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Love Conquers All

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Ostriches making out

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."