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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

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'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

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