Rally Enthusiast Prints

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"What's a patent?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Eat my dust!"

The star hunters

Cycling with a harp case

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Bradley Wiggins

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Tunnel of Like.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

First Prize!

Palin 2012

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Dairy Devil

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'