Recovery Rally-goer Gifts

"Hi, my name is Alexandre and I'm an alcoholic, eh." "Eh, eh, meeting - 7:00 tonight" "Canadian Alcoholics Anonymous"

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Palin 2012

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

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"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"First day out of bed?"

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

Coming out of the crisis

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Jetsgo out of business.

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

'I remember when you were this high!'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.