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"Hi, my name is Alexandre and I'm an alcoholic, eh." "Eh, eh, meeting - 7:00 tonight" "Canadian Alcoholics Anonymous"

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Palin 2012

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

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"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"First day out of bed?"

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

Coming out of the crisis

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."