Rallies Gifts

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

Palin 2012

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Holy Moses!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

TRUMP

Courage

A right of privacy party.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

The rally driver's breakfast

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Occupy the Rose Parade

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Bus rally tour

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

Trump Rally Tulsa

Incentive

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'