Political Rally Involvement Gifts

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Beware of Don"

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

The end of election 2016

Nurturing Activism

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

The Flip Side of the Question.

"We're going have to build higher walls."

The Republican Statesman at Home

Hillary Clinton

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

Brexit Deadline

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Two strikes, how about I throw you a slow ball?"

Kamala Devi Harris caricature

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

TRUMP

Independent Exit Poll.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Holy Moses!