Political Rally Involvement Gifts

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Beware of Don"

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

The end of election 2016

Nurturing Activism

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

The Republican Statesman at Home

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

The Flip Side of the Question.

Hillary Clinton

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Brexit Deadline

"Two strikes, how about I throw you a slow ball?"

Kamala Devi Harris caricature

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Donald Trump

Independent Exit Poll.

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

Holy Moses!

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

TRUMP