Political Rally Participation Gifts

Courage

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Holy Moses!

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

TRUMP

'Actually, I'd like to see my opponent do more mudslinging.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

A right of privacy party.

The Democrat Party's Blue Wave

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Latest in a long growing list of gaffes.

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'His idea of bipartisan is going to two parties a night.'

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

"AIDS awareness...immigration...voter registration..tackling dropout rates... We can make this country better if we all commit to getting active!"

Coalition dummies.

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Hillary Clinton

"Kitchens are my milieu."