Political Rallies Gifts

A right of privacy party.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

Republican Convention without masks

They're Not Just That Into It

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

The Thinker

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

George Papandreou.

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Running for Congress

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Obama of Oz.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"