Car Mechanics Gifts

"Can you save my car?"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

CLEAR!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."