Automobile Mechanic Gifts

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Believe me, Forman, the problem is never on the molecular level.'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Tramp's Gas

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."