Race Car Engineer Gifts

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

Under pressure.

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Birthday Racing Car

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Car Emissions

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

It's the biofuel generation.

Bio Fuels.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

World's cheapest car

'When last did you have your oil changed?'