Motorsport Engineer Gifts

Formula One crash

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Ok guys, very funny, joke's over. Now, what have you done with the car?"

"I need to tinkle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Under pressure.

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'God's speed.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Smile

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Jeremy Clarkson.

It's the biofuel generation.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

World's cheapest car

Bio Fuels.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."